I only like sleeping this close to someone if we’re spooning or cuddling, if not, move. the fuck. up.
This is way too relevant
I did a fart in the shower
and convinced myself that hitler was back by divine intervention, gas showers and shit
(Source: ya-si)
imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it
holy shit
(Source: jkimisyellow)







